neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

  • parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

just-laff:

oh how the tables have turned

baby-make-it-hurt:

thispondistoosmall:

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being perfection.

Hahahaha fuck

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.