Pausing in the middle of a fic because you can literally feel the waves of second hand embarrassment when your OTP does something stupid
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED
I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA
watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
Who wore it better?
YOU KNOW WHAT IS GROSS? IS THAT YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO GUESS WHICH ONE IS OLIVIA AND WHICH ONE IS FAUXLIVIA AND IT’S NOT THE GODDAMN BANGS IT’S THE GODDAMN EVERYTHING.
THE MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN EVERYTHING.
sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them
literally what the fuck